MOOP MAP 2018 Day 5: Friday, September 21, 2018
Total Crew on Playa: 153
City Grid Blocks Completed: 4:30 to 2:00 DE, EF, FG, GH – 2:00 to 10:00 CD – Center Camp
Location: Black Rock City, NV
Weather: Sunny, clear, hot
Temperature: 84°/35°
Wind: 0-8 mph
Dear Black Rock City,
How long did it take you to clean up your camp and leave no trace?
A few hours?
A day or two?
How much square footage did you have to cover?
Try two weeks and a 156 million square feet.
Walking in circles for eight hours a day, staring at the ground for two weeks straight while picking up MOOP scattered over 156 million square feet may have some adverse side-affects on our Playa Restoration All-Star Team. Today the troops seem to have gone a bit mad, subjecting themselves to blasting the same song over and over and over again on the loudspeakers– Gayla Peevey’s ‘I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas’. The troops call this a “meltdown song” and every year there seems to be a chosen winner as the song that best exemplifies the endlessly repetitive nature of our work. It goes something like this (on repeat).
Oh but it gets worse. While Gayla Peevey’s ‘I Want A Hippopatomus for Christmas’ was the clear winner this year in sticking in everyone’s head, there were some unfortunate others that the Resto crew loved to break themselves against.
Here’s a silent video of Resto’s Line Sweeps by Moon Mandell to play along with the music for full effect.
Do you see, Black Rock City?! Full blast! On repeat! This is what picking up your Matter Out Of Place in the dust is like for us. This is why your Leave No Trace effort is so critical to our wellbeing.
For as good of a job as you do, whether your camp was Green, Yellow or Red, you all still miss stuff. And for as good of a job as Resto does, we still miss stuff. And the playa at this time is constantly shapeshifting – hiding MOOP with dust dunes and then revealing them by blowing the dust away. The MOOP that we all miss is the MOOP that shows up during the BLM Site Inspection, yet, somehow we manage to pass the BLM MOOP Standard of no more than .002% of MOOP per acre.
Anyway, here is the MOOP Map after Day 5, where we broke a record for completing our first pass of the City Grid in just five days. Next, we’ll be going over target specific blocks of the City Grid for a second pass to find what we may have missed. So, if we still find MOOP on blocks that we’ve already colored, there’s a possibility that we will alter the MOOP MAP to reflect any additional time and effort spent in that area.
As always, the MOOP Map is a work in progress and a final hi-res version will be made available only after we’ve completed our work on the playa, reviewed all of our data, and verified that all of the Theme Camps are in their final correct placement.
If you are the official leader/contact of a theme camp and would like to request a MOOP Report you can do so by filling out a MOOP Report Request Form. Due to high demand from Green camps with a little bit of Red, priority will be given to Red camps.
instead of that “and they don’t stop coming” version you should have them play the pitch corrected version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY
also have them listen to this on repeat. our camp played it for like 6 hours straight last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
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I could only take about 45 seconds of I want a hippopotamus song.
I hope that does nott mean I’m not cut out to work resto someday ?
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Did everyone at DPW make it safely back to jail? It’s nice that they were let out for a little while, but we don’t want them wandering around free.
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What happened with the 747
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Let me Google that for you
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Thank you to all our moopologist for ddoing a great job.
Will you make the high rez moop map available soon..
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I want to hear the resolution to the story just as much as the next person.
But given the facts that the story is weeks behind in its recounting, and clearly the author is still suffering the effects of the meltdown songs, I think we’re going to have to be patient and wait for that promised final hi-res version of the MOOP Map, once the meltdown songs can be drowned by outside influence… Or hippos.
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I heard there were actual hippos working Resto. How crule! Are you guys familiar with animal cruelty?! GEEZ. And oh the poor hippo is DPW. Poor hippos
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you guys are saints. thank you O____O
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What chaqke said! Thank you all!
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Thank you!
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As I look over the Sea of Cortez watching all the fishing boats coming back into the harbor…I send back to the high desert playa a grand and gracious THANK YOU to the Resto Team for all the hard work and motivation to bring back our city to it’s original placid state
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Did anyone find my wedding ring?!? :-(
Lost and found had no luck!
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and THANK YOU for all your hard work!!
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I can’t believe no one has commented on this, but that map is an amazing improvement on previous years. It’s almost all green. That’s incredible. Nice work citizens of BRC, and of course, awesome work, resto crew.
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